Seeking Walfas Characters for a Thinf

Update: The comic is now in production, starring TwipsyTheKitten, Gii828, castlepokemetroid and myself, plus Sumireko (to make up the numbers). If anyone else wants to make an appearance, it will have to be a fairly small role.

I'm planning to make a comic exploring the ways Touhou fans react to new characters, as well as how we subsequently react when ZUN inevitably tells us the characters aren't half as cute and loveable as they look, ending on the note that we probably still love them regardless. What I lack, however, is a group of Touhou enthusiasts to put in it, which is where you come in.

I'm looking for a smallish group of Walfas characters, preferably members of the Walfas Actors' Union. They will need to attend a press conference hosted by ZUN, react delightedly to some new (well, made up for the comic) Touhou women, watch their headcanons and shipping ideas get shot down in flames, then rebound completely. If you're interested, you can appear in the comic "as yourself" via your avatar, or give me a character you think would be suited to the role; I'm happy to be flexible about what personality you and/or the character have and what sort of role you want, so don't worry about square pegs and round holes.

If you're interested, please contact me in the comments section below with your character's DNA and, um, anything else of import, such as your need for vegetarian catering or a running joke you want me to squeeze in. I look forward to hearing from you, even if it's just to tell me I don't have a clue how to write a casting call, but I hope you'll take the time to explain what a good casting call should be like.